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Are you a Counter Strike Maniac?
Read Below, if you can answer yes to some of these you could be in trouble.
You are a CS maniac when you:
- Leave your flat only across ventilating shaft.
- Don't step into the front door at home before you throw a flashbang.
- When you hear some clicking, you hide somewhere, because it could be a sniper.
stay in toilets more than five minutes is specified as a camper.
- When you wake up you try to buy some weapons.
- You die probably twenty times per day.
- When you leave your home in the morning you say "Go!Go!Go!".
- Always when you see your boss you say "Enemy Spotted".
- When you want to hurry up you are running with a knife in your hand.
- When you throw down stub from cigarette you say "fire in the hole!".
- When you are waiting for a bus you stay behind, under or on bus station.
- You are going to work with Kevlar vest and helm.
- On the red cross you place bombs.
- When you go behind corner you shout "Storm the front".
- You jump from 5 meter’s elevation in order to don't walking down the stairs, because it is long lapsed time, and you think, the remaining length of day you shall survive with 40% life.
- When you want to ventilate, you shoot out window and then marvel that the shards are still on the ground.
- When the alarm-clock is ringing in the morning, you try to find Defusing Pack.
when your missus gives you head you say “get outa there its gonna blow”
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